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I'd Run Faster If They Gave Us Bacon Instead Of Water

Men's Sports Tech Tank - "I'd Run Faster If They Gave Us Bacon Instead Of Water"

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- One More Mile’s newest technical running shirt in amazing colors!
- Lightweight, 3.7 oz. 100% polyester wicking knit.
- Double-needle hemmed bottom.
- Snag resistant and anti microbial.
- Tight weave with a soft sheen.
- Mens' fit.
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Color
Red
Black
Lime Green
Orange
Purple
Aqua
Royal Blue
Silver
White
Yellow

Customer Reviews

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Kendall B.
Excellent!

I wanted a funny tank to commemorate my first ever race. One More Mile was very prompt in answering my question of whether or not the shirt would arrive on time. It arrived a few days before the race, beautifully packed, along with a sticker and a personalized note wishing me luck in my race. Shirt is of high quality and I got a lot of compliments on it! Great experience all around.

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Willinette P.
Men Shirt

The SHIRTS, very Good material, fits well & Prices are Good. High Recommend

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Rob P.
Best shirt ever and great company experience.

The shirt was delivered very quickly and when I opened it I was pleasantly surprised to see a hand written thank you and a free Zombie magnet as well. Now that is the way to do business. I will definitely be ordering other shirts very soon. Oh and yes, the shirt was of great quality and perfectly made. You all rock! Thanks for a great experience.

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Brian J.
Great tech tank

Impressed with material. Just what i was looking for. Something fun, funny, but still able to preform for miles and miles. Thanks

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Julie S.
Men's Tank

Wonderful product...the tank fit great and is a nice material. Amazing customer service!